Shes the moon in my shine.
The whiskey in my water.





anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 
"sister, that’s fashion"
and just walked away

anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 

"sister, that’s fashion"

and just walked away

(via ruinedchildhood)






catasters:

"What? The litter box is full…"

catasters:

"What? The litter box is full…"

(via tastefullyoffensive)


queencrash:

ritornerai:

What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS

"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."

(via peachesatthedisco)


stainmynewshirt:

fuckyeaheda:

You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.

YES. THAT.

(via lezbisouthernn)


That mini heartattack you get when you accidentally drop a plug in the sink or shower.
Everyone with stretched ears (via grizzlyhillman)

(via peachesatthedisco)


wickedclothes:

Rice Cube

Makes sushi in seconds - no mats or sticky rice required. Squashes ingredients into perfect bite sized cubes. Works with all rice types, including brown and wild rice. Currently on sale at Amazon.


obama-stoleymy-vcr:

freshest-tittymilk:

jhenne-bean:

lifehackable:

More Date Hacks Here

How would that keep out the flying bugs tho

Get a couple of those Off repellent clip-on things, put them around the pool…
That or get some mosquito netting and some poles/something to keep the netting up and create a canopy…

Pour a ring of salt around the pool but don’t break the ring or it won’t work

obama-stoleymy-vcr:

freshest-tittymilk:

jhenne-bean:

lifehackable:

More Date Hacks Here

How would that keep out the flying bugs tho

Get a couple of those Off repellent clip-on things, put them around the pool…

That or get some mosquito netting and some poles/something to keep the netting up and create a canopy…

Pour a ring of salt around the pool but don’t break the ring or it won’t work

(via lifehackable)